Monday, 10 December 2012

MS Word Bullets are like a Wand of Wonder

Word bullet points are like a Wand of Wonder. Type some new text below a bulleted list and then roll d% to determine the effect:

0-15

New bullet created but bullet is a different font-size from the other bullets in the list, with no way to change the bullet size.
16-30
Previous paragraph phase-shifts and is indented 2" for no discernible reason. If you try to unindent it, it won't line up with other text above or below it--it's permanently out of phase with the rest of the document.
31-45
Following paragraph phase-shifts.
46-55
Entire document phase shifts 6" with the entire document occupying a 1" column on the right side of the page.
56-70
A new bullet is created, but with a different bullet style alltogether: numbers to dots, dots to dashes, etc.
71-80
All previous bullet points switch to H1 text.
81-90
All following paragraphs become italicized Calibri font
91-98
Bulleted text from another part of the document teleports to your current location.
99-100
A new bulleted item appears as you desired.